Dec 10, 2006:
So… How do alcoholics celebrate Christmas? Of course! We all dress up as Santa and go on 1st annual Santa Pub Crawl! Six Santas who all staggered around Downtown Pasadena using witty lines like:
“Do you want to sit on Santa’s lap and tell him what you want for Christmas?”
and
“Hos Hos Hos”
The night progressed through six or eight bars, or so I am told, but I really only recall a few scattered thoughts after the first four or five, but I do have pictures. We got ourselves into an Uno game at one point and at another I believe I molested a woman who wanted her picture with Santa. The night was a roaring success and next year the tradition will grow!
My brother did manage to pass out in some bushes and fall asleep on his bathroom floor for the entire night.
I got up at 7am the next day still drunk and drove to work… that was a hard day.
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Thats some funny shit…
Frick’n hilarious!
You boys take the phrase “Holiday spirit” to heart don’t you?
The annual “Kris Kringle Mingle”?
Early morning and Aaron is in the weeds and doin’ a little toilet hugging.
“Daddy, what’s Santa doing to that girl in the mini skirt?”