A Real Dilemma

Day:266

I have always said (although this being the first time on “Mom Says…”) that if people are not related or have know each other for at least a decade it is near impossible to travel together for an extended amount of time and not annoy the shit out of each other; with one exception, if they are having sex.  Sex seems to cover and forgive a broad array of sins from each other.  

Obviously from past posts my views on sex are rather casual.  I am not usually “on the prowl” but if a situation presents itself I always am up for a good time.  At the same time I am absolute about being responsible about this lifestyle I have chosen, always protecting myself and those I sleep with by using protection, as well as semi-regular tests.  Anyways a point to this rambling; I normally travel with what I view as a reasonable amount of condoms, unfortunately I didn’t take into account a certain persons appetites, or the length of time we would travel together and ran out yesterday.

No problem right?  Well I am in China, but being in Beijing I should be able to find an American brand that I can trust, right?  After a considerable amount of effort we came across a pharmacy that sold Durex, I bought a couple of dozen and went away with a smile on my face.  Life was good again.

Until that fateful moment of passion that will live in infamy in my mind forever, I go to use one…. 

And of course it doesn’t fit, too small…  Slightly helps build my self esteem, but at the same time relegates me to third base.  Frustration might be the word I am looking for.

My only hope left now is that Ulaan Bataar carries Russian sized birth control.

*No names were used in this article to protect the innocent; speculation optional.